Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Lingering Memories-Rightful Owners


Standing and dripping under the
shade of the cold Corporation Bank ATM, four strangers stared into nothingness
wondering when the rain would stop. I was one of them. One uncle broke the
silence, "Is there a short-cut to enter Xavier's from here?" "Yes," I replied,
"But you really can't use it. Security won't allow you."

Striking
a conversation with strangers is very interesting, especially when you are stuck
somewhere and have got nothing else to do. And, it becomes necessary for
some others to speak as they feel it is really important to make their presence
felt in the interest of fundamental rights, the present government's plight and
patriotism(because its only that time when people think about the country, for
e.g. "Bhai sahab, aaj kal sab neta aise hi hain. Hum aam logon ke baare mein
koi nahi sochta!")


The above principle made another
lady speak, "Eh, dis is Reng Bheven lane, noIs Xavier cempus
really dhat big?" 
That Uncle (My friends don't like it  if I call strangers
Uncle or Aunty) butted in," No, this isn't the Rang Bhavan lane."




"Those terrorists also came
here, no.. I saw in dhe T.V. My friend lives here, she also
saw."



I said, "Yeah.. They came they shot
those officers dead. I lit candles for them."

Aunty-" No. but dhe news people
said.. It is Reng Bheven Lane.." 
She felt important.

"No, it is not. It is
called Badruddin Tyebji Marg," the well-informed Uncle gave some gyan.



The other Aunty, who could not hold
it any longer, spoke,"This ATM shutter has a hole. They shot at it." And then
she felt important. I corrected her, "No, it is the bank door where they shot.
The hole is still there on there on the glass door too." I managed to contribute some valuable information to the
conversation. 

Uncle chirped," I could see the Taj
and the helicopter too." And here, both the conversation and the rain stopped, leaving
Uncle feeling the most important of all.

But, it left me wondering why did
we inflate ourselves in this manner? Who was the
rightful owner of these lingering, but distorted memories?

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Merry Christmas?


Christmas Day, 2011: I stuffed my mouth with chocolates and burst into tears… all because Macaulay Culkin squealed, “Mummy!”

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

The Tossed Coin


“So, let’s toss the coin,” said the squiggly kid, digging his nose.

We drawled, “Yeah, alright.”

I was hoping for the Mighty Eagle to swoop in and take the kid away, but hell no, I couldn’t possibly wish for that because I was a “nice Catholic boy.” Jesus would not let me into the ice cream chamber, as my Nana had drilled into my brains.

The kid tossed his five-rupee coin in the air to decide whether he should use it to buy a vada pav or a dabheli. The coin came down rapidly, hit his head, and fell straight into the drain nearby. Whoa, that was his lunch money.

I snorted because this kid was so annoying that we could not stand him at all. We never snapped at him but we had other ways to mess with him.

That day we did not share our lunch with him. I was not being a “bad” boy; in fact, I was obeying my mum. It was she who wanted my dabba licked off clean. No one could be mad at me.

Anyway, since my dad was a little late, I hung around after school for some more time. Everyone had left by then. As I was about to head towards the playground, I heard some noise from LKG. Out of curiosity, I went to see what was up. I peeped in and saw the squiggly kid sniffling and being thrashed by Aaya Aunty, his mother. Aunty was yelling at him for losing his five-rupee coin. It was her “hard-earned” money, which he decided to waste, and now she didn’t have anything to give him to eat. Then, she hugged him and cried.

I was totally confused. I didn’t know what to do, so I ran away from there. But that day, I swore I would never be mean to the squiggly kid, and I would never toss a coin.